I was in Blockbuster last Saturday browsing for dvds in the sports horror documentary section, when all of a sudden a guy walks past and into the corner. He the starts pissing in the corner, this goes on for sometime. Once he finishes he just leaves without even renting anything. The poor guy must suffer from Uromysitisis.
I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.
Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.
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