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Tom Cruise :: Dress Casual
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- Published on Tuesday, 21 February 2006 00:00
- Written by row1
Ben Stiller is Tom Cruise
The Ben Stiller Show is the funniest show you never heard of or saw.
The freaks at Fox canned it after 12 episodes.
Lucky J$ knew about it and lent me the DVD, el' fantastico!
Mas1 will testify that it's fantastic and he would know.
Since Just 2 Guyz is the number one played video/song in my iTunes I thought I would post the wicked lyrics (If your reading this from the front page you will need to click the ' Read more...' link below this).
Just 2 Guyz by Incredibad
Background CutsCame to the Party
Conversation
Guy # 2: Hello, welcome to the party.
Guy # 1: Hi, I've never met you before.
Guy # 2: I know.
Song
Just two guys and we're having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
Just two guys and we're having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
Guy # 2:
We'll burn the roof off,
This party's going off,
You think that we're soft,
You get tossed.
Guy # 1:
Guy number one,
I love to dance,
Fancy feet moves
Putting you in a trance.
Guy # 2:
It's a friend thing,
Friends are everywhere,
In the kitchen,
The den,
Hanging out on the stairs.
Guy # 1:
Spinach dip,
Real hot chicks,
Spike the punch,
And take a sip.
Guy # 2:
Guy number two here,
To chill with you,
P-A-R-T Why?
'Cuz we got too.
Guy # 1:
I like playing games in the pool.
Who invited Steve?
That Steves a cunt.
Both:
We're just two guys who are having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
We're just two guys who are having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
Guy # 1:
Now everyone in the house say guy number one.
Both:
Guy number one!
Guy # 2:
Now everyone in the house say guy number two.
Both:
Guy number two!
Guy # 2:
Dude quit dripping,
You're ruining my high.
Guy # 1:
My loaded gun,
Makes you reach for the sky
Guy # 2:
There's a knock at the door.
Who could that be?
Why won't the cops,
Let our party be?
Guy # 1:
How would you like
To be shot?
Me and my friend
Smoke pot
Guy # 2:
No jocks!
Guy # 1:
No jerks!
Both:
Just fun with girls
Guy # 2:
Having fun guy one?
Guy # 1:
The most fun in the world.
Both:
We're just two guys who are having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
We're just two guys who are having a good time.
Having a good time.
Having a good time.
Guy # 1:
Party over here!
Guy # 2:
Party over here!
Guy # 1:
Party over here!
Both:
Party over here.
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